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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:56 pm

why did hte doomsayer hate his job????

it was draining
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:59 pm

what did the blade master do when his forum post timed out???

he riposted

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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:16 pm

why wasn't the wizard scared of the gargoyles??

they were Familiar lol

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Post by Saal » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:19 pm

Nightstalkers.
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:23 pm

how did the Nightstalker stay in shape??

he exorcised

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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:27 pm

what si the druids fav tv show??


a game of thorns
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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:28 pm

Did you hear about the bard who won the Special Olympics?

He beat multo ritardandos.
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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:34 pm

what did the blade weaver do when he say a ghost?

he feinted
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:36 pm

how did the Sage smoke his weed??

he rolled it

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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:37 pm

Why did the Templar cry when Obama was reelected?

He was hoping the Republicans could sway the balance.
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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:38 pm

Vervandi wrote:Why did the Templar cry when Obama was reelected?

He was hoping the Republicans could sway the balance.
lol
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:38 pm

Vervandi wrote:Why did the Templar cry when Obama was reelected?

He was hoping the Republicans could sway the balance.
hi5

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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:40 pm

wat was the bounty hunter best sport in high school?


track
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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:41 pm

madro wrote:wat was the bounty hunter best sport in high school?


track
lol
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Post by cashmoneyflow » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:42 pm

Why were the vamps pissed when obama was reelected?
They still aren't the most dangerous blood suckers.
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Post by cashmoneyflow » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:44 pm

Why did the barbarian get kicked off the cycling team?
Roid rage.
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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:44 pm

What do you call the ice on a frozen hooker in the back alleys of Starkholm?

"Hoarfrost"
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Post by cashmoneyflow » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:45 pm

Vervandi wrote:What do you call the ice on a frozen hooker in the back alleys of Starkholm?

"Hoarfrost"
Lmao...what do you call the std you get behind the amazon temple? Narghaals poison(spelling I know)
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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:47 pm

wat a sundancer fave part of a joke??

the punchline
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:49 pm

why didn't the vampire assassin use steal breath??

he dint want to get food poisoning

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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:51 pm

why was the vampire so full after tygiving?

he gorgoied himself
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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:51 pm

Why do dwarves make bad roommates?

They are always in the bathroom honing their weapon.
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:53 pm

wat happened to the Thief who stole from the Priest?

he was sanctioned

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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:57 pm

why was the girl aracoix crying?

no one invited her to the talon dance :(

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Post by Vervandi » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:57 pm

aeroch wrote:why was the girl aracoix crying?

no one invited her to the talon dance :(
lol
“some days, some nights, some live, some die, in the way of the Jen'e'tai, some fight, some bleed, sun up to sun down, the sons of a battlecry ”

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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:06 pm

whos the barbarians fav artist?

northman rockwell
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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:11 pm

wat did the barbarian use when he stained his clothes??


shout
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:19 pm

why wasnt the Warrior a successful Commander??

he lacked the discipline

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Post by madro » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:21 pm

how did the chinese blade master style his hair?

with a long braid
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Post by aeroch » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:05 pm

why was the Dwarf mad at his friends??

they took him for granite

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